Blogging is just like bathing, it's hard to return to the groove of things after neglecting to do it for a long time. Another one of my inanely ridiculous analogies. Yes, i compile a personal list of nonsensical analogies, so sue me. There's another one of my personal favourites but I think it's a little too x-rated to share on my family friendly blog. Oh lord, I sound exactly like one of those innocent little hypocrites from the censorship board. See what happens when I don't blog on a regular basis? I start to imagine that I possess qualities that don't even exist in the deepest recesses of my soul, such as moderation and consideration. So, first week of holidays. I went back to Ipoh and went on an insane binge of good food and humid, air conditioned lacking hawker stalls. I consumed so many bowls of curry noodles, devoured plates of chee cheong fun, practically ate all the steamed kampung chicken in Ipoh till I had to camp outside the toilet for 5 hours. I swear, I am not exaggerating to produce a more dramatic effect. I literally sat outside the toilet waiting for nature's call. Ok, on second thought, maybe I shouldn't share such grotesque details over here but hey, who doesn't enjoy a little bit of toilet humour? Hahahaha, do you get it? I made a pun? I should be commended for my pun. Uh, the rest of my week was kinda banal as I spent it hibernating and watching videos of pandas. I don't have a particular liking for them but they do remind me of Michael Jackson. I don't particularly like MJ either but it doesn't matter. Final message: Go watch videos on pandas.
Signing off,
the toilet conquerer
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